Shorts #3: Funny Bones

Fri 27th Nov
6.00pm
ARK

Some jokes die on the table. These ones get buried in the woods, floated down the Thames or driven off in a stolen hearse.

Six British comedies dig gleefully into death, bodies and disaster. Two inept criminals face a grave with one spade between them, and two friends spin wild theories about a corpse in the river. Siblings hijack a hearse for Nana’s final outing, a husband discovers something inside his stomach wants out, and a cocktail bar job interview goes wildly off-menu. In a care home, two older women find that magical mint humbugs have a bite.

From the North East to the Thames, it’s British humour at its blackest and warmest.

Runtime: 67 mins

 

DELI MEAT

DELI MEAT, 2025 (16 mins)

Director: BRICK

Two inept criminals, Cammy and Coops, are tasked with burying their first body in the woods but find themselves at loggerheads when they realise that they’ve only brought one spade. When the killing is easy but the digging is hard.

 

GAN CANNY 1

GAN CANNY, 2025 (18 mins)

Director: Lou Burns & Aaron Burns

Siblings Tyler and Paige don’t agree with the way their estranged mam has arranged their Nana’s funeral, and impulsively take matters into their own hands. What follows is a clumsy grand theft hearse as the siblings decide to take Nana on one last road trip.

 

THE EXTRAORDINARY MARVEL OF FRANCESCO LINGUINE

THE EXTRAORDINARY MARVEL OF FRANCESCO LINGUINE, 2024 (12 mins) [local film]

Director: Brandon Sadler

Upon the discovery of a dead body of a man floating on the River Thames, two friends exchange absurd and vibrant theories to reach a satisfying truth in relation to the man’s demise.

 

THE BELLY

THE BELLY, 2026 (7 mins) [local film]

Director: Jamie Hooper

Frank’s marriage is in trouble. To make matters worse he’s suffering from intense stomach pain. Something inside him wants to get out and his wife is all too happy to help. Frank’s got a killer stomach ache, and he’s about to find out why.

 

PASSING THE BAR

PASSING THE BAR, 2026 (6 mins)

Director: Cos Mandis & Benjamin Keir

A job interview at a cocktail bar goes wildly off-menu when the interviewer decides to down every drink made for him.

 

THE HUMBUG

THE HUMBUG, 2025 (9 mins)

Director: Cole Paviour

Two elderly women in a care home grapple with magical mint humbugs, setting off an absurd journey through pleasure and peril.

Tickets
This screening is part of the SHORT FILM pass

Advance: £6
Door: £7.50
Low income: £4

+50p booking fee per ticket

Unwaged (inc students & low income) tickets available on all events.

Please contact us for free carer’s tickets. 

BUNDLES & PASSES
Screening details
Run Time: 1hr 7mins
Cert: 18
Strand:
Door time: 5.50pm
Start time: 6.00pm
Venue: ARK (Margate)

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